we're not ready

This one must have been colorized.

OK, here's a joke your French friends will hate:

Q) Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A) So the Germans can march in the shade.

Here's another:
Q) Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom boats?
A) So they can see the old French Navy.

That's it. That's all I've got. I just flew in from Paris, and boy are my arms tired. ;-p

Bwahaha! Good ones! :)
Q. How can tell if a tree is French or not?
A. Check to see its got nuts

LOL - I will have to add your joke to my list! :-D