500 miles just to fall down at your door? No thanks I'll find a Grayhound somewhere.

I BET HE'S THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DEEP; HE'S SO INTRIGUING, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH; IF YOU WERE GOING TO WALK 500 MILES JUST TO FALL DOWN AT SOMEONE'S DOOR YOU'D HAVE TO START WALKING LIKE 3 WEEKS BEFOREHAND... I THINK I NEED A DIVORCE