When pop music's so bad, it makes you wanna drop sprogs in the kitchen.
Son: Dad, why is my sister called Britney Christina Beyonce? Dad: Because it was their songs on the radio in the hospital when she was born. Son: Oh, wow. Thanks for making me a home birth. DAD: YOU'RE WELCOME, SLAYER ANTHRAX MEGADETH
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