KNOW HOW YOU TURN A DOG INTO A CAT? PUT HIM IN A FREEZER, TAKE HIM BACK OUT, RUN HIM ACROSS A TABLE SAW, AND WATCH HIM GO "MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW"; KNOW HOW YOU TURN A CAT INTO A DOG? POUR SOME GAS ON HIM, STEP BACK, TOSS A MATCH, AND WATCH HIM GO "WOOOOOOFFFFF!"