Aaahhh...the joys of marriage!!!

Aaahhh...the joys of marriage!!! | Wife: You pick dinner Me: Pizza Wife: No Me: Tacos Wife: No Me: Subs Wife: No ME: WHAT DO YOU WANT? Wife: It's up to you | image tagged in memes,dj pauly d,marriage,funny,dinnertime,it's up to you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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IT'S UP TO YOU TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I have sometimes found it useful to ask what she doesn't what first.
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Disaster Girl Meme | HE COULDN'T GUESS WHAT I WANTED | image tagged in memes,disaster girl | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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TRUE TILL THE END... | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Yo Dawg Heard You Meme | I WANT MY LAST MEAL TO BE SOMETHING THAT GIVES ME DIARRHEA SO WHEN I DIE I LEAVE A NICE WET SHITTY MESS | image tagged in memes,yo dawg heard you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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dr evil pinky | I LIKE IT! SO EVIL! | image tagged in dr evil pinky | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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REBEL TIL THE END | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Colorful Fireworks | YOU SPEAK THE TRUE-TRUE. | image tagged in colorful fireworks | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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runn!!!
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LOL
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Or before you buy anything, call and say, "Hey babe! I grabbed us a pizza! I hope it's okay!" And then when she breaks into song about how she wanted hamburgers instead, BOOM. Now you know what she wants.
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Sometimes you gotta get a peek at the play book to win the game. LOL!
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Definitely adding this one to my play book, even tho it may only work once!
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we had em surgically removed bc your fat ass got us arrested at Zales for trying to smuggle diamonds out of the store.
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I'm joking btw. I've seen that picture before, and I realise it's been photoshopped.
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i.imgflip.com/2foj6x.gif (click to show) wow this happens everytime!
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And they arrest people for murdering their wife
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It Remains...
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Wife: this is so me
Me: commit die normal ma'am *yeets*
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Yep, I have that same discussion... often.
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We were out one day and I asked, "where you would you like to eat?" "Anywhere is fine" was the reply. OK, good. How about... I named one Restaurant after another with a knowing grin on my face. Out of literally at least 50 different places it was always the same reply. No, lets try somewhere else. Its like the Mc Donald's menu. There are too many choices. If we had just two to choose from, it would be easy. No, I don't troll her often, but sometimes the devil on my shoulder wins out.
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Oh damn. That hit close to home. I can't even make a meme and joke about that.
:(
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Still better than being FOREVER ALONE
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And what if *I* told you, that they do, but not always in a romantic way :P
Humans are a kind of group species after all (although some tend to deny it).
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That is true...I was talking more in the romantic sense...people that are total recluses tend to be a little "off" if you know what I mean...
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Hahaha, yeah, it was not my intension to start a whole discussion, but this was a nice way to refer to another meme... (pity my account is not yet high enough to put picture memes, yet)... And when it comes to recluses... The ones I heard about often got pets, and for me that still counts as "somebody"... I've been in situations where cats and dogs were better company for me than humans ever have been. ;)
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Yet one more reason why I am not married
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ouch!!
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Sadly that is the truth :)
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It's not just married couples go through that. Women can never be satisfied with anything!
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lol!
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OwO
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That's way I hate marriage...
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While I don't "hate" marriage, I will never get married.
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Good point.
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because every man on earth has to bring his wife or girlfriend there at her request.
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Its not up to her anymore
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Omg it's so funny
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The only thing you should be sad about. PupsRaceDown33 deleted his a.
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Get out of here with that spam bullshit!
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