Cruise Ship

JOIN US ON OUR SUPER SOCIALIST CRUISE! THIS YEAR OUR PORTS OF CALL ALLOW YOU TO RE-LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO'S CULTURAL REVOLUTION! CRUISE LIMITED TO SOCIALIST INTELLECTUALS ONLY, ENJOY THE FAILURE OF THE GREAT LEAP FORWARD, ROLE PLAYING AS BOURGEOIS ELEMENTS AND VIOLENT CLASS STRUGGLE. PUBLIC HUMILIATION, ARBITRARY IMPRISONMENT, TORTURE, HARD LABOR, SUSTAINED HARASSMENT, SEIZURE OF PROPERTY AND SOMETIMES EXECUTION AVAILABLE FOR EXTRA CHARGE