DEAR LORD,
SO FAR I'VE DONE ALL RIGHT.
I HAVEN'T GOSSIPPED,
HAVEN'T LOST MY TEMPER,
HAVEN'T BEEN GREEDY, GRUMPY, NASTY, SELFISH, OR OVERINDULGENT.
I'M REALLY GLAD ABOUT THAT. BUT IN A FEW MINUTES, GOD,
I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF BED.
AND FROM THEN ON,
I'M GOING TO NEED A LOT MORE HELP; 🙄🙏🤐