OH MY GOD THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE WALL. JESUS I HATE SPIDERS! SO MAN UP AND JUST SQUISH IT ALREADY. I CAN'T, I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS. WILLYA PLEASE JUST GET THE DAMNED THING FOR ME? ALL RIGHT, FINE. THAT'S ONE DEAD CREEPY CRAWLY. BETTER NOW? I OWE YOU DOUBLE FOR CHRISTMAS. DO YOU HEAR ME? DOUBLE!