THIS JUST IN...AN UPDATE ON WHAT THE PRESIDENT MEANT...NO, WAIT, HE SAID WHAT? OK, TO REVISE OUR LATEST REPORT, THERE'S A TWEET THAT SAYS...WHAT? ARE YOU SURE THAT'S RIGHT. DID HE MEAN TO SAY THAT? OH, THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT. ARE YOU HIS TRANSLATOR, SIR? WE INTERRUPT THIS NEWS ITEM TO REPORT ANOTHER TWEET THAT SAYS THE FIRST TWEET WAS TO CLARIFY OTHER REMARKS HE MADE AT A WORLD SUMMIT OF INESTIMABLE IMPORTANCE. HE DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THOSE THINGS THE WAY HE DID, BUT WE BELIEVE HIM NOW. NO, WAIT...HE'S GOT A MASTER PLAN, WE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, BUT HE'S SO SMART HE WILL WORK IT OUT. HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE IT WITH US TO GIVE IT AWAY. NOW WE HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT HE LEFT OUT A WORD IN HIS SUMMIT AND.... THE NEWS CYCLE...
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