IN THIS BUSINESS, PARKER, I DEAL WITH HEADLINES, DEADLINES, REVIEWS, INTERVIEWS, NEWS CREWS, ROYAL LEADERS & LOYAL READERS-; -OR AS I CALL THEM, FLOCKS OF SHEEP! BUT SIR, WHY THAT NAME? FOUR THINGS: THEY COME IN LARGE NUMBERS, THEY ARE FOLLOWERS, THEY ARE OBEDIENT... ...AND AS THE DAILY BUGLE'S LEADER, THEY'LL SOON BE UNDER MY CONTROL! (HAAAA!)