Chess hasn't been updat'd in almost 200 years and t's gross in sense the devs has't masterless t. The greedy creat'rs tooketh thy wage and did laugh all the way to the bank.
i rememb'r backeth in 705 ad at which hour chess wast excit'ment. Then those gents did start adding no more brain than stone features nay one did want liketh "castling" and "en passant" instead of listening to playeth'r feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining f'r years about the collision-detection glitch with the h'rsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug hast been abus'd to death and the distemperate devs refuseth to fixeth t.
supp'rt not this awful behaviour and boycott this company
