I remember reading anything that had words on it!!!

I even read the back of toilet paper packaging lol

The back labels of my shampoo bottles, yep.

Definitely. Oh, and my favorite, vitamin bottles.

Worst feeling ever when you get in there and forget the phone lol

I only use the phone in the john when I'm at work...when I'm at home I usually read the newspaper comics...LOL

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Nowadays I just think my thoughts because I do not want to get my comics dirty

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I don't try to stay in there. Dump, wipe, flush, wash, gone. lol

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Damn, thought I heard you say wash, flush, wipe, gone, dump?

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oops

I DO THIS IN EVERY PUBLIC BATHROOM I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG