This one goes out to all you Douglas Adams lady-fans.

Really...............I Think Not, its likely more infinitely probable that you actually have a dick that doesn't even satisfy your right hand and definitely would not even be noticed by Eccentrica Gallumbits.

there are two kinds of memes 1. Satirical and 2. Offensive. Guess which yours is?

STILL taking it too seriously...

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This is a Satirical meme, now look up 'infinitely probable' and you may develop a sense of humour, Douglas was a friend and he wouldn't want his works to be offensive to anyone, controversial yes, offensive no, I know he probably is very angry and yet proud that his friend Steve took his idea of the 'Guide' and produced the iPad after his death. I would like to think they are both arguing about it now.
"The Secret is to Bang The rocks Together"

Awww... And here I've upvoted your comments and everything.

I find it infinitely IMprobable that you were friends.

The fact that he used the word "f**k" at least once in his books tells me he wasn't a prude.

And...

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