Bad Photoshop Sunday presents: Give me bacon or give me death!

BACON? Smack dat pig and just take it.

Let's start with those tender... loins. And add MORE bacon. ;-p

*drools*

Uh... if they DON'T give him bacon, can I have it?

Kermit's dirty little secret :)

"She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead"

~ by Cooper, A.

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Big Leg Emma

"She was my steady date
Until she put on weight"

"She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out"

~ by Zappa, F.

"Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bones
But you give it all you got
Weighin' in at nineteen stone
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie"

~ by Young, M., Young, A., Scott, R. B.

Hey, that IS a lot of Rosie. I had to look up the weight conversion.

It's 266 pounds of piston pumping you-know-what. ;-)