and eating a juicy burger while you're at it (thanks to giveuahint for inspiration)

and eating a juicy burger while you're at it (thanks to giveuahint for inspiration) | TAKE A JOB AS A TELEMARKETER JUMP INTO A TANK OF PIRANHAS WHILE WEARING A BACON SUIT | image tagged in memes,two buttons,telemarketer,piranha | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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DID SOMEONE SAY BACON? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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MAYBE I'LL JUST TOSS HIM IN INSTEAD | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Betcha he doesn't look that good nowadays. :D
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We all can't look good forever. Now I'm sad... lol
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I just figure, I was never as ripped as that, therefore no-one's going to expect aging gracefully out of me. ;D
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giveuahint's original meme: imgflip.com/i/2cuwiu
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:D
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PIRANHAS YOU | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One choice is far better than the other.
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Yeah. I'd even be willing to wear bacon underwear for my plunge. XD
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Haha! :)

I had a job as a telemarketer for about a month and a half when I was younger. I didn't like it. I'm not good at being a high-pressure salesperson.

Sorry for all the notifications. I had to keep fixing this comment :)
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Fixing? ;D

As I just told giveuahint, I'm so laid back I give type B a bad name. I could never do sales calls.
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Fixing spelling errors :)

What's type B? :)
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Personality types. 'Type A' are the intense, workaholic, heavily socializing types; 'Type B' are the laid back let-it-be types. I'm probably more like a Type C. :)
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Ahh, thanks :D
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Your last 3 memes are Lmao memes :)
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I barely remember my memes anymore nowadays after I make them. XD
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LOL!
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LOL!
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I'd waste it. At least I'd be alive.
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legitimate response
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Not as a telemarketer. :D I can, but I work on a receiving dock. :)
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