COMMITTEE RULES:; NEVER ARRIVE ON TIME, OR YOU WILL BE STAMPED A BEGINNER; DON'T SAY ANYTHING UNTIL THE MEETING IS HALF OVER; THIS STAMPS YOU AS BEING WISE. BE AS VAGUE AS POSSIBLE; THIS PREVENTS IRRITATING THE OTHERS; WHEN IN DOUBT, SUGGEST THAT A SUBCOMMITTEE BE APPOINTED. BE THE FIRST TO MOVE FOR ADJOURNMENT; THIS WILL MAKE YOU POPULAR; IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR.