First World Problems

Syncophants and alts. Those self described upvote trolls posting the same one green arrow meme a zilion times a day? Do the math.

My fave was seeing a meme with 2 upvotes. An "lol" comment got 4. No meme, just "lol"

Because I'm busted up since my one and only single submission which I reposted as part of a gag by the various 123Guy alt parodies a year ago didn't get 527 uv's?

Perhaps I should post on every single meme so I too might get more pointz and make it to the bigz?

Just build it from the bottom.
You'll get front page in six months or so if you grind 24/7

But I wanna be a newb who can post a pic of a toad and say "Shucks, had to do this because it's frog week. ribbit" and zoom to the top with a million pts in one month then quit because social services threatened to throw me in jail for not changing the kid's diapers.

That's oddly specific

As much as I'd love to blame it on my stupid neurosis, the last half did happen here late last year.

A newb that went by Jessica clocked 1.5 million pts in under 2 months. She smooched butt so much, there's still lipstick stains all over the place here (yes, she's THAT Jessica these farts keep mentioning). Her hubby Chad joined too. Not clear if they ever went to sleep, because they were here all damn day and night practically, despite having a whole mess of kids.

Well, the darling of many started hassling BenJ, who was the return of the real 123Guy who had been driven out earlier by a whole bunch for being an irritant. Thing is, Jess & Cah weren't here back then, and only went at him because of big wig Ghostofchurch, another nice guy turned dickhead when out of view of the front page.

Anyhowz, Queen troll Natalie_vance and her doofus apprentice Jack_Henoff went after the gallant 3, driving them the f**k outta the site. 'Twas glorious.

Jess exited using the excuse that her 5 kids, including a disabled one (she mentioned that out of guilt after the two trolls-turned-good-for-a-day brought up that BenJ seemed autistic like, and thus their bullying was ultra cruel and unwaranted since he was trying to be nice this time), needed tending to, which she hasn't been doing since surgically attaching herself to the site.

THE END

Thing is, Jess & Chad*

unwarranted*

*sycophant

That's a fact...sometimes they're funnier than the meme!

YOU STOLE MY MEME

And to be honest, this sentiment has been through the halls of imgflip many times.

Oh, yeah. Whoops

have you ever had a comment on your meme that has more upvote than yopur meme

Sad day

Both comments and memes are funny

I got 2k likes on a YouTube comment a week ago. So that’s cool.

Makes a good honest meme which he finds funny, gets one upvote

Comments on an already popular meme, gets five upvotes

Makes a meme which is intended more for commentary than anything relatable or entertaining and which he soon finds out is overused, and gets 136 upvotes in a period of three days.

I'm not sure whether I should find a meme community with superior standards or become assimilated by the imgflip collective consciousness. But I find it hard to believe that a community which creates memes could ever reach a more advanced state of sophysicscification.

'Sophysicscification' - so-physics-scifi-cation - the study of memology for people who couldn't give more than a half-pair of dingo's kidneys for bettering their granmatatical prowssess.