TREASONOUS PRESSTITUTE SCUMBAG WANTS TO BYPASS THE USUAL PATH OF LAWMAKING; FORMULATES A "NEWS" NARRATIVE THAT SOUNDS JUICY, BUT HAS NO ACTUAL FACTS TO BACK IT UP; NARRATIVE PUSHED UNTIL PUBLIC OPINION FORMS AND POLITICIANS GET PRESSURED TO "DO SOMETHING"; NEW LAWS ARE NOW ON BOOKS, AND PRESSTITUTE SCUMBAG ACHIEVES A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF SMUG