The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS GET TO THE POINT; BUT WHEN I DO. YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT MY FASCINATING STORIES AND WISH TO HEAR MORE. SO I WILL START TO TRAIL OFF ANYWAY AND THE STORY WILL GO IN MANY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND YOU MAY GET LOST AND CONFUSED BUT I WILL KEEP FOLLOWING EACH ROUTE THAT MY STORY TAKES ME DOWN. I WILL DESCRIBE WHERE THAT APPLE CAME FROM AND THEN TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I PLANTED THE TREE WHEN I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD WITH MY MOTHER AND THEN TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS WEARING, THE DRESS SHE HAD ON THAT DAY AND WHERE IT CAME FROM. IF YOU START TO LOOK BORED I WILL TRY TO GET BACK TO THE POINT BUT I PROBABLY WON'T STAY THERE LONG BEFORE GOING ON ANOTHER LONG AND CONFUSING JOURNEY.