Star Wars Yoda

Stop eating up all of my grASS rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's ok, I never touched your grass because vegans don't eat grass, as grass doesn't really taste very nice. Vegans do, however, eat vegan pizzas, vegan cheese, vegan no-meat patty burgers, vegan bacon, vegan hotdogs, vegan curries, vegan cookies, vegan cakes and vegan ice-cream, to name just a few things. These taste nothing like grass and are actually delicious! They're cruelty-free, too. There's a vegan alternative to pretty much anything that exists nowadays. There is no grass on my plate. Hope this helps explain things.

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Haha yes, that's also doable, of course, provided that the alcohol is labelled "vegan" (not filtered through fish bladders). ???? I just wanted to highlight that you don't just have to eat "grass" as a vegan and that you can still enjoy your favourite foods, just in a vegan version. Grains, as you pointed out, are highly nutritious and great for people. Thanks. ????