lol My wife and I grab each other's asses all the time. Sometimes we tell each other it's "off limits" and to stop, but of course it just makes us do it more which is the whole point lol
MY FAVORITE PRIVATE GAME TO PLAY IS GRAB A$$; HOW TO PLAY: SNEAKILY GRAB OR GRAZE YOUR MAN'S BUTT EVERY TIME YOU WALK PAST; PURPOSE: HEIGHTENS YOUR NINJA SKILLS FOR EVERYDAY NINJA-TYPE TASKS; YOU'VE WON THE GAME WHEN YOUR MAN SAYS, "SERIOUSLY?" OR "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" OR "OK, IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST FEW MONTHS, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?"
