IF THOU FAVORS RUM AND COCONUT MILK WITH PINEAPPLE GARNISH, AND BEING IMMERSED IN PRECIPITATION; IF THOU IS NOT ENAMORED WITH YOGA, IF THOU POSSESSETH ONE HALF AN ENCEPHALON; IF THOU WISHETH TO BE INTIMATE UPON THE HOUR OF TWELVE THIS EVENING, IN THE DESERT HILLS NEAR THE PENNINSULA; I AM THY CHOSEN PARAMOUR, CORRESPOND TO ME AND ESCAPE