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Why are cyclists so slow?

Why are cyclists so slow? | You bicyclists are the most self-entitled people I've ever seen.  Get OFF THE ROAD. We have as much right to use the roads as automobiles! The taxes that I pay for tags and gasoline paid to pave that road!  All you paid was sales tax on your spandex riding shorts! You drivers should be watching carefully for us!  We get flung like office chairs when you hit us! Even small children have the sense not to zip in and out of traffic like you morons!  When you follow traffic laws like the rest of us, we'll treat you with the same respect of a 2,500 pound vehicle instead of a 250 pound nitwit! | image tagged in american chopper template,american chopper argument,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,535 views 5 upvotes Made by WebUser001 7 years ago in fun
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2 ups, 7y
Most of us are actually rule abiding normies
1 up, 7y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVYngZe7uf8
Let's get on a bike and try to get around a block to a presidential motorcade!
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You bicyclists are the most self-entitled people I've ever seen. Get OFF THE ROAD. We have as much right to use the roads as automobiles! The taxes that I pay for tags and gasoline paid to pave that road! All you paid was sales tax on your spandex riding shorts! You drivers should be watching carefully for us! We get flung like office chairs when you hit us! Even small children have the sense not to zip in and out of traffic like you morons! When you follow traffic laws like the rest of us, we'll treat you with the same respect of a 2,500 pound vehicle instead of a 250 pound nitwit!