Its soo good... its illegal ;)

And right after he failed a drug test by eating a poppy seed bagel.

Poor Brian... the cops said he fell down the stairs! ;-)

Like your going to believe a muffin popper

It's true. They said he musta fell down the stairs... when nobody was looking.

And coincidentally, there was a power outage on the staircase camera at the time.

All the officers who were (not) involved are on paid administrative leave. When they return, they will receive sensitivity training.

However Brian remains missing, along with the ice cream. ;-p