photo-bomb in London!

When you see Caterina. from the top of the TOWER

SO YOU BASE JUMP the EIFFEL TOWER parachuting down to meet her

but just before you land your foot clips the railing and you face plant the boardwalk

you get up to say hello not realizing you're missing your front 4 teeth BOOGERS & BLOOD draining from your nose

but still you introduce yourself as

DUMBASS American Tim.

that awkward moment when you book a holiday to Paris but you end up in pisa

That's the one