HEY! I'M A MUSHROOM. WE MUSHROOMS CAN BE PRETTY FUNGIS! ALTHOUGH, WE DO HAVE MUSHROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. FOR ONE THING, WE'RE MOSTLY STUCK IN PLACE, SO WE'RE NOT PORTABELLA. NOW, I KNOW I KNOW. ALL THESE PUNS ARE SHITAKE... BUT MY COMEDIC EXPERTISE IS NOT TO BE TRUFFLED WITH!