WHY DID SALLY FALL OFF THE SWING? THE SWING WAS BROKEN. SWINGS WERE ALWAYS BROKEN IN SALLY'S HOMETOWN BECAUSE ABOUT THE TIME MOST OF THE SWINGS WERE MANUFACTURED. THE GOOD UNION SOLDIERS WERE ON STRIKE DUE TO THE NEAR SLAVE LABOR CONDITIONS AND THE LOCAL FACTORY OWNERS USED LESS SKILLED SCAB WORKERS TO MAKE SUBSTANDARD SWINGS DURING THE STRIKE. SO, IN ESSENCE, SALLY'S INJURIES WERE REALLY THE RESULT OF PINK COMMIE ORGANIZED LABORERS WHO PUT THEIR OWN WELL-BEING ABOVE CHILDREN'S SAFETY. AND, OF COURSE, SALLY'S FAMILY HAD NO HEALTH INSURANCE TO PAY FOR HER MOUNTING HOSPITAL BILLS HER FAMILY SUED THE SWING MAKERS FOR DAMAGES. THE CASE DRAGGED ON FOR WEEKS AND BEGGED DOWN THE COURTS FROM MORE PRESSING CRIMINAL PROCEEDINGS. AND, TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY -- LITERALLY -- THEY LOST THE CASE BECAUSE THEIR AMBULANCE-CHASING LAWYER MISSED CRUCIAL DEADLINES AND COULDN'T PROPERLY DEPOSE A WITNESS. WHILE SALLY'S FAMILY WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THEY WOULD NOT OWE MONEY IN THE EVENT, THEY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THEY RECEIVED A FIVE FIGURE BILL FOR EXPENSES AND COURT COSTS FROM THE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE TO SIMPLY ADD TO THE UNPAID MEDICAL BILLS. SO, IN ESSENCE, IT WAS THE SYSTEM THAT BOUGHT SALLY OFF THE SWING.
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