Evolution should be called devolution because all the animal traits like strength and speed that would be so useful but

Evolution should be called devolution because all the animal traits like strength and speed that would be so useful but | THE LIKELIHOOD OF THE BIG BANG IS CLOSE TO BLOWING UP A BUNCH OF HUMAN BODY PARTS AND *POOF* THERE'S A LIVING HUMAN. | image tagged in memes,confession bear,evolution,evolution makes no sense,big bang theory | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Anyone, no matter how educated in science, that cannot understand the magic in everything that goes beyond what science is—is stupid or lying to themselves about everything that is real or both.

Yeah. We’re all stuck to the earth by gravity because we’re magnetic. But no magnets can stick to us. If you don’t understand how flawed our “science” is just from that one statement, you’re too stupid to ever understand anything that matters.
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"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." We humans can get pretty high and mighty. :) Thinking we know everything.
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Science is a joke. The worst example is “fossil fuel” there were never enough dinosaurs and trees on earth to die and turn into petroleum that could ever be as many billions of barrels of oil as we pump all day, It’s called “fossil fuel” because there’s DNA fragments from unknown organisms in it. Russian scientists believe that it really comes from organisms in the earths mantle, because they had identified microorganisms in it. That science never caught on, because it was from communist Russia. But that science is more consistent with the Bible, because that “holy spirit” is supposed to be inside everything. And, in the story of creation, according to the Bible, God created the universe he separated dark and light, he created a dome to separate the water on earth and in space (the atmosphere), the spirit of god was in or on the water, he separated land from water, and said “let the EARTH produce all kinds of plants” and he commanded “let the earth produce all kinds of animal life” — that is consistent with the nuclear plasma inside the earth and in the Sun being magical living material. That is consistent with that living material producing petroleum as byproducts of its living biological processes. It is also consistent with that magical material leaking out into the water and onto the land and magically becoming plants and animals. God only specifically hand made Adam and Eve. The rest of the living things were to be made by the Earth from the divine spirit inside of it. I have no doubt whatsoever, that the divine light God created is alive and full of spirit. That the Sun and all planets like Earth are alive and completely divine and magical. For someone to live in this world and not see all of the magic around us means that many people choose to refuse to recognize all of the magic around us everywhere we go and in everything we do.
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We'd be a lot better off if more of mankind put their faith in God instead of science.
But I don't think God made a magical substance that then became the animals and so on. He spoke and they were there.
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I don’t think the story is word for word literal, because it was passed down by humans who were primitive creatures in the beginning. I know that science will eventually discover the fact that the plasma is alive and is the divine light the Bible speaks of and that creation included a periodic table of the elements and a periodic table of life forms and that evolution as we know it is a mirage of misunderstanding.
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Well since God inspired the words of the authors of the Bible, we don't really need to worry about man twisting its meaning.
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Yep. But God's Word can always be trusted.
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true
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some memes make no sense, i have to disagree with this.
us humans can do many things, but there is a lot we can't do.
i don't really care about making a reason to disagree
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I didn't say humans can do everything. Can you specify what you disagree with?
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the part about the likelyhood of the big bang, i believe the chance of the big bang is 50-50
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The chance that an explosion would pull everything together, create a universe that works just right, and create life is not 50-550.

Answer me this. What's more complex, the universe, or a novel like, say, Lord of the Rings?
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the big bang is an explosion that when nothing existed, the big bang happened and SPREAD OUT materials
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Contradiction alert! "When nothing existed" "Spread out materials" so nothing existed but materials existed?

Let's say we have several bottles of ink, a pen, and a couple 100 pieces of paper. If I blew it all up with a chunk of C4 do you think it would create the Lord of the Rings, word for word, even if I did it billions of times? No, it's obviously impossible.
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No, the big bang created materials after nothing existed.
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The big bang created all of the materials we have today BEFORE anything existed (besides the space which has nothing in it) and the big bang spread the materials across the EMPTY universe.
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How can an explosion create anything? And how was the big bang started anyway?
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We don't know, we just have theories.
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My statement about the book still stands.
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Yes, but that is besides the point. We have beliefs. It's best not to argue anymore.
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It's actually not besides the point. It's a pretty accurate analogy.
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Yes, but can we quit arguing?
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Okey dokey.
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lol k
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I have returned with 1000 points.
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also, FYI.
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earth got hit by asteroids and stuff and life slowly evolved into how it is today, and the big bang has it's name for a reason: an explosion spreads out stuff, an implosion pulls things in. a bang is usually: a noise; an explosion; or a word used for expression ect
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Yes. Definitely. There's a scientific law that says when objects collide it creates life.
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There was life on one of the rocks or life on earth (Single-celled organisms)
I'm not saying rock + rock = life. The single-celled organisms evolved, made millions upon millions of animals ect, and then something evolved into humans.
(P.S: I don't personally believe in god but please do not argue about me believing in god. You can't really make me [It's not a challenge to make me believe in god.])
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(Continuing the title sentence.) we humans do not have. Doesn't make much sense.
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