Creepy Condescending Wonka

And don't worry when bad things happen to good people. It all balances out when good things happen to bad people.

Oh, you people and your concepts of good and bad. It's cute. :)

Good things happen because God is merciful. Bad things happen because people do bad stuff. By the way, there's no such thing a a person who is truly "good".

Bad things happen because bad things happen. There is no karma, and no such thing as a person who is truly "bad", either. I believe that under your religion system, i would be filed as practically satanic.