Do you want the cable company to pick up while you're on infini-hold? Try this. "Your wait time is 3 cups of coffee"

I hate it when they want you to leave a call back number so they can get back to you at your convenience. Which will always be when you are on the toilet, in the shower, or have your hands full of raw meat or something else your hands are covered in.

NixieZombie....cool! :)

LOL! Need a shirt to go with the meat pants!

Those are weeeeeeird.