I don't know why.

lol

lol

He probably won't urinate on your cards though. Well, not until he's into his second case...

LMAO jk :-)

XD XD XD

Or both

She's kissing far up on the face of BOTH. lol

Honestly, all the pheromones do is trick the pituitary/nasal glands into acting like you just meet the hottest man on earth. This gives me an average 30 seconds of attention from the women around me first time we meet. The rest is just being a good/decent man.

:)

:-)

lol

I'm less particular lol

I think you still have a type. lol

I actually submitted one like this a while back lol