So true.

I spent 10 years in the friendzone.

Never Again...

Man even I wouldn't make a man wait that long.

What if I was darn usefull at moving your furniture around ?
That's sort of what I spent those 10 years on doing :/

Harsh. I would have found that too impressive to pass up lol.

Every year it was time for new furniture from ikea.
It unhinges a guy :C

As long as you make yourself smart and wise, any woman would be a fool to pass you up. :)

Hahaha true. That much I cannot deny.

It may be britches, :D I Google translated it and the two things popping up were belts and braches. I painted over those red things that hold his pants up. Are they called britches ?

Yes it is Britches

Well, you learn something new each day :D
Sorry for "wedge-posting" but once we've commented 10 times on a post we can only answer by replying backwards. Fun and creative this place is.

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Made this just for posters like you! :D

There was some text above the link to the "sea-parrot"
But it dissappeared, sort of like this mans brachers...
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I probably would be happy if a man tries though.