Tired Confession Bear

n im sorry youre not smart enuf to understand slang, may i point u to urbandictionary.org to enhance your abilities to communicate with lesser people that arent gifted in the english languages such as a high an mighty such as yourself

I will pass, I have already been on that lowly website designed for the lazy bums of the Earth. It is too lowly for me to use.

P.S Thanks for all of the points that you are giving me! I have just been replying to each and every one of your comments for the points.

ya i need sum Xanax

n um always high i smoke lbs of weed

take a nap, are u a chick, post ure titz

Dude, what the heck are you talking about? Are you high? Do you need some mental help?

do u buttsechz

Can you please translate to English?

Anal?

I am a fricking boy.

y didnt u say so

The reason why I didn't state the fact that I am a boy earlier is because I was interested to see how far you would go. Also, I cannot understand that lesser dialect of English that is known as Orwellian newspeak. Please, how much time does it save to not type on single period. That is just sad.

I forget a ? after newspeak.

first, u led me on because youre bi-curious... second when and who do you think made modern english, maybe motern english is wrong

Actually, I am anti - gay and anti - bi. I did not lead you on, I was just interested to see if you are a pervert, and if I should report you, which I already have flagged on of your comments. Secondly, modern English wasn't "made" by some specific person, it evolved over time. English has been around for about 1,000 years, and has radically changed, not because of one specific person, but because of a type of evolution of language. Modern English cannot be "wrong" or "right," but there are rules for speaking modern English. If you have even taken First grade level English maybe your Planck - length sized brain would understand. You just automatically assumed that I am a girl and that this meme was supposed to be NSFW. Your dirty little mind went immediately to something that inappropriate and irrelevant. I bet that you are one of this lazy bums that lie around all day and get paid government funds. Oh, I bet you are also a liberal that hates Donald Trump too. If you are surprised it is because I can just tell.

so youre like the authority around here that can determine whether someones a perve... you an expert perve hunter like you been to Quantico and are a trained slewth?

I just use logic to determine if someones a pervert, and using logic I have determined that you are.

well ure wrong but y dont u go away and stfu already

What does "stuff" mean. Please translate.

I meant stfu.

S T F U = SHUT THE FUKK UP

I refuse, this is too funny. Plus, it's giving me a lot of points.

oh w0w pointz r so fukkin special, points will make u into a god of the intrawebz...

and i will not translate youll have to google bitch

urah fhag

Actually no, I have already told you that I am anti - gay, so I cannot be what you stated.

urah a fhag on a different level

I have already stated that I am anti - gay, so how can I possibly be what you have just called me?

awe no more comments from u um heartbroken

Seriously dude, your "heartbroken" and you do not even know who the heck I am. Your probably heartbroken because you actually don't have an actual girlfriend and are just creepily looking for people on the internet. Go get a life.

o u not sophisticated enuf to detect sarcasms

fhag

I already told you, how can I be what you just stated if I am anti-gay? I am not gay, or a bundle of sticks.

ure ghay and dont know it yet

HOW THE HECK CAN A BE FRICKING GAY AND NOT KNOW IT. BEING GAY IS A CONSCIOUS CHOICE, THAT NOBODY IS BORN WITH!!! ARE YOU ACTUALLY DUMB?! I AM FRICKING ANTI - GAY, AND I DEFINITELY KNOW THAT! JUST STOP COMMENTING I DO NOT WANT TO HERE ANY MORE RETARDED COMMENTS FROM YOUR IDIOTIC BRAIN! JUST STOP! I AM A CRISTIAN, SO THUS I AM ANTI - GAY, BECAUSE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE THAT TO BE GAY IS AN ABOMINATION!