The paddle

Sadly, now someone finds out you spank or paddle your own child, they call child youth services and you get arrested for child abuse.

dad I didn't know you learned how to use a computer. well I guess your computer is still over 20 years behind, but you are trying.

your cracking me up here! upvote for you!

yep

and is there some kind of bonus if i order in the next 30 seconds?

My mom used a belt with metal links between leather sections. It was quite effective.

But if The Paddle can't draw blood, I'll have to wait for the next model.