Philosoraptor

lol

Lol!

I do, but don't tell da police!

Not a crack rock, but a regular one. LOL!

*LIVE! Geesh.... I cannot type lately! Not well at least!

yyep

Spare change, please?

wat i have 32 cents if ur interested

I hope that's not your life savings.

might i get some upvotes plz btw

You write 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please'. I write 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'.

ill just write f**k cos its shorter than ur mom gay

My mama isn't gay. You know nothing about her.

And the correct term would be my mama is lesbian, because a mother is female, and the correct term for a homosexual female is lesbian. Gay refers to a homosexual male.

Also, *I'll, *because, *it's, and *your.

oh and im getting dosens of points with u roasting me

How does you getting dozens of points correlate with me roasting you?

*I'm, *dozens, *you.

f**king grammar experts

Sorry for being educated.

it's ok

That can't be my seat. Unlike you, I don't eat diabetes burgers at some saver-menu bullshit place people call McDonald's. I prefer home-made food. It's a shame you can't eat that, too. After all, to make home-made food, you first need a home.

damn too complicated for my brain

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't take your mental disability into account. Let me simplify it for you: You're a git.

is that gud?

You have access to the world's largest store of information in the world, and you're not even going to bother to look up the meaning of the word 'git'?!

i guess

You're lazy, aren't you?

i checked

What does it mean then?