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The Nanny State | SORRY HON, THIS RESTAURANT SUPPORTS KNIFE CONTROL; YOU'LL HAVE TO CUT YOUR EGGS WITH A FORK | image tagged in waitress | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,055 views 15 upvotes Made by jdatesta 6 years ago in fun
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WHY WOULD YOU NEED A KNIFE TO CUT AN EGG? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 6y,
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Maybe they're hard boiled?

Or frozen? I've heard of women who freeze their eggs. ;-p
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1 up, 6y
I've never ordered frozen eggs at a restaurant. (The picture is a waitress- not a housewife) LOL
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Ha! The frozen eggs were a fertility thing!

Human caviar. ;-)

But now that I think about it, the SWIMMERS get frozen. Not sure if with or without eggs.

Oh well, I admit it was a stretch...
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Good presentation. 8.5 out of ten.

UPVOTE for you! :-)
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