WHY IN THE HELL DO THEY KEEP COMING UP WITH DUMB CHALLENGES LIKE EATING TIDE OR SNORTING CONDOMS? IT'S FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS. YOU KNOW HOW TEENS ARE. IF THEY DO IT AND NO ONE ELSE CAN, THEY'RE POPULAR. THAT'S WHAT PASSES FOR POPULAR?! SOMETHING LAME LIKE THAT?! BACK IN MY DAY, IF YOU JUMPED A TRUCK WITH A MOTORCYCLE OR SNORTED AN 8-BALL OF COKE, THAT WAS WHAT MADE YOU LOOK AWESOME! BUT THIS ISN'T BACK IN YOUR DAY, POP! THAT STUFF IS DANGEROUS AND NOT EVERYONE CAN DO THAT STUFF! THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A CHALLENGE! IF EVERYONE CAN DO IT THEN IT ISN'T! BY COMPARISON, THAT STUFF IS SAFER TO DO THAN EATING SHIT THAT CAN ERRODE YOUR STOMACH AND LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT COOLER THAN ASPHYXIATING ON A CONDOM! THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE! THIS IS WHY THESE KIDS ARE SO F**KING DUMB! THEY'RE BRAIN-DAMAGED FROM ALL THAT SHIT THEY ARE DOING TO THEMSELVES!