HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE ADD PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA? IT GOES AGAINST ALL CONVENTION. ARE YOU INSANE? IT'S REVOLUTIONARY AND DELICIOUS. PIZZA DOESN'T HAVE TO OBEY A RECIPE ETCHED IN STONE. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD. IT THROWS THE ENTIRE FLAVOR AND TEXTURE DYNAMIC OFF! IT ADDS A DELICIOUS SWEETNESS TO THE PIZZA THAT'S TO DIE FOR! IT OVERPOWERS THE PIZZA'S NATURAL FLAVOR AND SALTINESS. IT ALSO MAKES THE PIZZA TOO MUSHY. IT CEASES TO BE WHAT A PIZZA IS MEANT TO BE. YOU MIGHT AS WELL START MAKING BROTH AND SOUPS OUT OF SODA WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
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