I'm more concerned about the intellectual capacity of this generation than I am about high-capacity magazines.

Yeah, and kids bring PB to school anyway. A silly rule doesn't stop it.

Since when is peanut butter not allowed in schools anyway??

Many (not all) schools have banned peanut butter because some kids MAY have an allergy (this isn't even in response to an actual need). It's different if the school has a student that does have an allergy, but many schools do it just in case.

In Nazi Germany they had a name for people who used small children as pawns to try to take away freedom. They called them NAZIS.