I'm a grown woman, yet I'm a 12-year-old at heart when it comes to farts. lol

I'm a grown woman, yet I'm a 12-year-old at heart when it comes to farts. lol | IF I WAS HIDING FROM A KILLER IN MY HOME, HE COULD EASILY FIND ME BY FARTING AND FOLLOWING MY GIGGLES. | image tagged in memes,confession bear,killer,farts,giggle | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | AND SHE MOCKS ME FOR PEEING IN THE SHOWER | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I'M JUST GIGGLING AT WHAT'S GOING ON I DIDN'T PEE IN THE SHOWER BEFORE I GOT IN THE SHOWER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Awkward Moment Sealion Meme | REMIND ME TO NEVER TELL YOU THE STORY OF POOPING IN THE KITCHEN FLOOR... | image tagged in memes,awkward moment sealion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LA LA LA LA LA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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baby john | I FARTED | image tagged in baby john | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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*BABY TALK VOICE* WHO LET A TINY BABY FART?  THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Let it out, girl! :-)
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I guess these jokes won't be so funny for me in the future. lol
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Your jokes are pure AU. +1
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+1 You want another killer joke? Why don't you try #13, DeathFlag.
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I have never laughed so hard on this website. NEVER!
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I'm glad I could bring silliness into your life for a moment. :-) If you think this is funny, check out Doug's meme here: imgflip.com/i/272snf The comment section is priceless. Had me literally crying tears of laughter, and we reference some of those comments in my meme. lol
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:-)
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LMAO
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lol
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lol
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lol
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jk
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Lol "How the 'Big Bang' really happened!"
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Nice lol
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Poor Brian
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lol grumpy cat's face on him is awesome
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So I have B.O lol?
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lmao
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seriously, it's a horrible condition that has no cure
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I would giggle at the sounds, but we'd have to communicate from a distance. lol
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The first time my mom saw it, she kept rewinding the farting rocks scene and laughing her fool head off!
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Tell your mom she's awesome. :-)
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lmao
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Well played, sir lol
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lol
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It's the calm before the storm. :-)
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The movie was "Star Trek Into Darkness". The scene was the space jump to land on the drill. The sound was so loud building up to the jump... I had to fart... It's so loud that no one would hear it... Then they jump into the utter "silence" of space... EVERYONE heard me fart.
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I call bullshit! No way. You did NOT fart in the movie theater so loud that everyone heard. OMG! I am laughing so hard right now, but you'se a liar, Doug!
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true story
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LMAO.. Nuh uh. I still won't believe it. What is wrong with your bowels, son? lol
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lmao
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Now look as this scenario...

It is so quiet in the house... Killer is rounding room corners trying to spot you; looks behind doors, in closets, attic, basement, everywhere...

Finally last room... Opens it and walks it... and then you suddenly let out a SUPER LOUD FART...

killer gets scared : ! OH SHIT !! A SENSOR BOMB !
runs out of house, lives happily ever after.

THE END.
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The other scenario is
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To be clear, the KILLER is the one farting, not me. I'm giggling at his farts, which is why he could easily find me. Otherwise, very funny scenarios. :-)
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Honestly, I would die from laughter too...
All that seriousness, and trembling from fright behind the door of closet :: will be easily transformed into laughter if the killer lets out EVEN THE SLIGHTEST fart...
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The End. lmao
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Lol. I saw this one, I laughed! My favorite "Fart" scene is the one in "Blazing Saddles!" Lol. :)
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It's been years since I've seen it, so I guess I'll need to check again. lol Nothing like a good fart scene. :-)
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Lol. Yea, I like fart jokes, I also like (as I'm now assuming you do too) very dry humor, like Cary Grant had, or even the Bond films...you know....lol
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Yes, I like all types of humor. No discrimination here. lol
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Ha ha! I like cheesy one liners, but timing is everything....lol.....
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I need to find a copy and watch it then. :-)
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This is not mine, but I found it and thought it was perfect. :-)
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Lmao!!
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Your name is perfect for this lol
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I still have no idea how she always farted so quietly and got away so fast without me knowing until I smelled it.
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That's because we all enroll in this class when we're little girls. Trained from the start. lol
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lol!
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Thanks!
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