Hate it too but it is a valid argument.

I HATE MY GIFTS, WTF IS WITH PEOPLE GIVING GIFTS THAT ARE CLOTHES!!!! ISN'T THAT A PRACTICAL THING THOUGH? CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS USEFUL, EVEN WHEN SEMI-DESTROYED. LIKE PATCHWORK RIGHT? WHOA SPORT HOLD ON A SECOND, YOUR TURTLENECK MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY HIPPY SO...