Mysterious ways. Move along now...

Mysterious ways. Move along now... | WHAT DOES GOD NEED WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP? WITH A GENDER? Huh? | image tagged in star trek | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Genesis 3:19
By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.”
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Excuse me. You wrote:
> 7

7 what? I don't understand. You started out with 7. Seven what?

Since 7 is not relevant to my meme or your response, it looks like you're copy/pasting random text written by someone else. So it REALLY makes me want to believe everything you pasted.

But you also mentioned the lord god forming man. As I recall from childhood stories, the lord is Jesus. And Jesus wasn't born until aound 2000 years ago. So the lord could not have created man from dust, skyscrapers, monkeys, or recycled tires. He didn't exist yet.

And what was god doing BEFORE he created light, the world, and man? Feel free to make things up... or you can contiue to copy and paste from your coloring book.

Thank you for converting me though. I feel so much better now. I'm saved for all eternity!

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Guess we’ll find out when the maggots feast on your corpse.
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Here's a quote from Richard Dawkins. You won't like him; he's an athiest.

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I don’t hate atheists, I don’t hate anyone. I honestly just want them to believe to save their immortal soul. Because God loves people, and I try to!
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Huh? If souls are immortal, they don't need to be saved.

OTHER religions are proboably right. Yours sounds silly if belief is required for salvation. I'll pass.

Either god loves his creations or not. He should understand if some are skeptical. This one sounds like a loser; too many hoops to jump through. And no respect for his creations.

Anyway, please hit me with more bible verses. I might just turn my life around and start having invisible friends again. Or umm... NOT.
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There's nothing wrong with maggots. They are a part of nature. Sorry you're so terrified by them though. Maybe you could pray... and then you'll feel better. Yes, pray.

And be sure to make a donation to your church. I think 10 percent of your income, isn't that what they say?

Btw, how do you know YOUR religion is correct, and others are not?
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Lol I don’t go to church. But I would make a donation to any cause worthy. Because the only one That had a son of God come from Heaven is Christianity. He’s also mentioned 135 times in the Koran which makes him the most mentioned figure in Islam. Besides Islam is taken from Babylonian goddesses, Sumerians, The Tanakh and Septuagint. (Old and New Testament).l along with their black meteorite from Diana worship, the Kaaba stone. Allah just means God. Jews just didn’t believe in Jesus being the son of God, they never said he didn’t exist. They are good record keepers.
Wiccans serve Satan and the Greek goddesses, Scientology believes in L. Ron Hubbard’s fictional text. Hinduism is an off shoot of Buddhism which came from ancient babylon and Sumerian.

Plus I’ve had enough ghosts in my life to show me the truth, one being the spiritual one called the Holy Ghost. The one Jesus left with the apostles.

Guess you need more spirituality in your life to get down to the truth. That’s how I know I don’t need orthodoxy to tell me.

John 16:13
But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come.
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But what about unicorns, leprechuans, and Mount Olympus? You forgot to mention them.

Maybe a few more fairy tale quotes (with index numbers) is all I need. Can you paste a few more? My eternal soul is aching from lack of bible quotes.

You poor thing. You have earned my sympathy.

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Besides even Islam was founded by a man who talked to an angel. Gabriel is mentioned in the Bible plenty of times. So basically Islam is the same as the Hebrews, only one was Moses, the other Muhammad.

the Islamic sacred book, believed to be the word of God as dictated to Muhammad by the archangel Gabriel and written down in Arabic.
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Not a fan of magical thinking. Not willing to make believe. Sorry.

But there must be someone, somewhere who wants to listen to fairy tales. I don't.

I've outgrown the need for invisible friends.
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