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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | SO, CHRISTIANITY IS PEACEFUL, AY? NUMBERS 31:17-18 NOW THEREFORE KILL EVERY MALE AMONG THE LITTLE ONES, AND KILL EVERY WOMAN THAT HATH KNOWN MAN BY LYING WITH HIM. BUT ALL THE WOMEN CHILDREN, THAT HAVE NOT KNOWN A MAN BY LYING WITH HIM, KEEP ALIVE FOR YOURSELVES. HOSEA 9:16 EPHRAIM IS BLIGHTED, THEIR ROOT IS WITHERED, THEY YIELD NO FRUIT. EVEN IF THEY BEAR CHILDREN, I WILL SLAY THEIR CHERISHED OFFSPRING.”; 2 SAMUEL 13-14 THEN DAVID SAID TO NATHAN, “I HAVE SINNED AGAINST THE LORD.” NATHAN REPLIED, “THE LORD HAS TAKEN AWAY YOUR SIN. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE. BUT BECAUSE BY DOING THIS YOU HAVE SHOWN UTTER CONTEMPT FOR THE LORD, THE SON BORN TO YOU WILL DIE.”; HOSEA 13:16 THE PEOPLE OF SAMARIA MUST BEAR THEIR GUILT, BECAUSE THEY HAVE REBELLED AGAINST THEIR GOD. THEY WILL FALL BY THE SWORD;THEIR LITTLE ONES WILL BE DASHED TO THE GROUND, THEIR PREGNANT WOMEN RIPPED OPEN.” | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,christianity,the abrahamic god,god,violence | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Look up the books you mention. They happen to be Books of Hebrew (that is Old Testament) not Christianity. I am sure everyone is having a good laugh at your expense.
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But isn't the God of the Old Testament also the God of the New Testament? And there are some predictions in one of the prophets (don't remeber which one) which obviously relate to times A.D. and where there is quite a lot of "punishment" mentioned, too, not to speak about the gross predictions in Apocalypse of John (I am too busy to check this again all by myself right now). On the whole, the Jewish-Christian God seems to be one who loves to harshly punish people when he gets mad. But there seems to be another God: The one metioned in John 1,1 (only in the Greek original, not in the incompetent translations!!!!) So it always seem necesary to define of which God one is speaking when speaking about Christianity.
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Actually we are commenting on what the original meme said. However; the big difference rests in what I term Old Testament (eye for an eye) mentality verses New Testament (turn the other cheek) ~ Christian philosophy......
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Yeah, Christian philosophy- fine for men, less fine for women. Paul said that Chrisitan women should accept their husbands as their masters, and probaly turn their other cheek when they are beaten by their husband, even if he is about to beat you to deahth (because, as much as I remeber, even in this case there is no exception for the "cheek" thing. Being a woman, the new Testament is not a great source of inspiration for me One of the rare exceptions is John 1,1 in the original Greek and a few other things. The rest you can pretty much forget when you are a woman.
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Your point? What does your comment have to do with the original meme citing Old Testament chapters as being Christian? Obviously you have some point to make but you "missed" the intended objective.
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I grew up Chrisitis, nd of course the old Testament (e.g. the Ten Commandments) was part of the Christian believe. Now you say its Hebrew and only the new Testament counts, and i tell you fro a woman that's not much better than the old one - now you say it's besides the point and I missed the intended objectice..The intended Objective wa quite obviously "there is a lot of bad stuff in the Christian holy book", and you said: that is not Chrsitan My f. So I should you bad stuff in the "Chrsitan" part, too. What do y o u actually want to say? Well, it doesn't interest me any longer, farewell.
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SO, CHRISTIANITY IS PEACEFUL, AY? NUMBERS 31:17-18 NOW THEREFORE KILL EVERY MALE AMONG THE LITTLE ONES, AND KILL EVERY WOMAN THAT HATH KNOWN MAN BY LYING WITH HIM. BUT ALL THE WOMEN CHILDREN, THAT HAVE NOT KNOWN A MAN BY LYING WITH HIM, KEEP ALIVE FOR YOURSELVES. HOSEA 9:16 EPHRAIM IS BLIGHTED, THEIR ROOT IS WITHERED, THEY YIELD NO FRUIT. EVEN IF THEY BEAR CHILDREN, I WILL SLAY THEIR CHERISHED OFFSPRING.”; 2 SAMUEL 13-14 THEN DAVID SAID TO NATHAN, “I HAVE SINNED AGAINST THE LORD.” NATHAN REPLIED, “THE LORD HAS TAKEN AWAY YOUR SIN. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE. BUT BECAUSE BY DOING THIS YOU HAVE SHOWN UTTER CONTEMPT FOR THE LORD, THE SON BORN TO YOU WILL DIE.”; HOSEA 13:16 THE PEOPLE OF SAMARIA MUST BEAR THEIR GUILT, BECAUSE THEY HAVE REBELLED AGAINST THEIR GOD. THEY WILL FALL BY THE SWORD;THEIR LITTLE ONES WILL BE DASHED TO THE GROUND, THEIR PREGNANT WOMEN RIPPED OPEN.”