Crypto Coin Investing 102: Shop Around

I apologize in advance to all of the Bitcoin fanboys and fangirls. I heard there was over 130 of them. Unfortunately, I'm a pleb and I can only use Google and Wikipedia. So I'm limited to the ones listed here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptocurrencies

I tried to educate people about the other options other than bitcoin. Overall I think I helped bitcoin become more popular....

I'm ruined.