anonymous

I dont care about government tyranny, i care about people trying to claim i dated their f**king fat ugly sisters, cousins, moms, friends, etc. when i never did any such thing.

Correction, I never said you were DATING my sister, I just said I knew you were banging her socks off. If you ever see her again you might suggest she not go leaving little notes and slightly damp undies in your locker, bro, I know the combination, remember? And, FYI, about the fat and ugly thing - she's dropped 40 pounds, and they took that those two big birthmarks off her face months ago. She's looking pretty hot to me these days. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

She looks like a hell of an improvement on Mr. Slave. I mean, for an anime' character and all.. Happy Caturday!

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
The Gunpowder of treason and plot,
For I see no reason, to not remember,
The fifth of november.