Star Wars Yoda

Actually Yoda lost his lightsaber in Revenge of the Sith.

If you think this comment is about Yoda I think you have missed the point entirely. This is actually taken from a statement from another comment. It is much more fun to do that than make crazy shit up. :)

Any idea who might have uttered the words I have written as Yodaese?

Nope

do you care?

A bit.

Enough to think about it maybe? Why would they want everybody's lightsabres, can't have a proper rebellion if there are no rebels with weapons. Then it just becomes an extermination exercise, like the good ole days. Watch out - something is about to happen.