yes, that was me

'tis true. I spent a few seconds moving my mouse around trying to find that distinctive arrow...

KENJ!!! Who's ur girlfreind?

Hell if I know.

Listen hear kenj I know u have a girlfriend!

Well I wish you'd tell me who it is so I can take advantage of it.

Idk who she is!

Neither do I.

So u had s3x with some1 and cant rember?

Oh I would remember her if we had s3x.

So u do?

I do what?

Rember... kenj c a dr

c a dr?

see a docter about your memory loss

I probably more need a guide to abbreviated texting slang...

Which admittedly isn't many. :)

And I’ve never even had an argument with her :((((

Politics? That's the usual. :P

Actually I think race enters into it and she’s bipolar—which is why I’ve never had an argument with her—fruitless and sad, really.

I work fairly closely with someone who is bipolar. 99% of the time it's more than fine, but that 1% really mucks up the work environment way beyond the 1% of time. I just chalk it up to irrationality and walk away.

Sometimes that’s the best thing to do. I have learned never to argue or tease (in fun) someone with a mental illness.

Works for me.

(•-•)/

???

(I was waving)

Ah. My emoji comprehension is still at basic levels. So you were saying you were an addict too?

Yeah

Good. Hate to see you fall out of the habit and leave.

?

If you're addicted then you won't delete your account permanently and leave me with all these other boobs. ;)

Well I didn’t I only deleted when I got a new email

Eventually you'll tire of all the goobers on imgflip as you mature...

Believe me I’m tired of some

So I'll kick yer butt if you delete.

I'll nevr delte permanatly

Good.

I'm ready to kick a$s then

You're tough, you can handle it.

No s*it