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you must be an extraterrestrian then

Sure! Beer was the reason for the beginning of "civilization".

Dough, I use, to buy my beer Ray, the guy that pours my beer (thanks Ray!) Me,the guy, that drinks my beer Fa, a long way to the john (gotta go now) So....I'll have another beer La.................................I'll have another beer Ti, No thanks I'll have a beer And that brings us back to (altogether now) Dough, I use, to buy my beer Ray, the guy that poors my beer (thanksRay!)