and the Avalanche ARE doing better than the Canadiens - thanks to DashHopes for creating this template. :)

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Kj r u on?

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol

Smooth move Ex-Lax! Lol. ;;)

LOL

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Ha ha ha! :)

It's a hockey meme, not a sci-fi one. :D

You're paying the bar tab after the game, you're rich since you have no car expenses! (Although your drinking habit may have eaten up any savings younhad there! Lmfao! :)

I had three beers at a friend's last Saturday night and that's all I've had since the new year's. That'll change after work tomorrow night. ;D

Ha ha! I was sing that song while making that meme, too! :)

That's my usual doc in the back. ;)

Now I know why you go see your doctor as often as you do! Lmao! :)

I usually sit where the guy on the right is. ;)

You need a few tattoo yourself! Lmao! :)

Pretty clean looking, eh? He was a reporter. The guy on the left I think represented Wild Ride Brewing out of Redmond and the girl in the middle is the manager and tends bar. After I saw this story I asked if she thought it good for business, and she just said she had nothing to do but stand around and smile stupidly. :D

Oh, the arrogance of the Receiving Dept.! Waiter, I'll have the Spotted Owl steak please, with hydrocarbons on the side! Lmao! :).

Nah, I'm not ripped enough, nor is the beard long enough, for me to be Mr. Portland. Plus I'd have to have a talent like fire-breathing. XD

Nice.
Save the whales!

U frogot me.....

You'll have to talk to Dash, he made the template. And then you'd have to expose your face, which I'd recommend against considering some of the people on here.

Wait thats ur acctual face in the meme?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I wasnt gonna post my face anyways i was joking ....

I'm on the left, Evilmandoevil is above, and DashHopes on the right. You'd have to grow a beard anyway, Masq.

I cant grow a beard gunius

It's why you'll never go to the hockey playoffs. :)

Oh yeah? I'll show u mothrf*ckin a$shole d*ck-a$s b*tch!

I don't think even hockey players are that foul-mouthed. :D

Yes they are that foul mouthed, I played ice hockey for years....knocked out 16 teeth doing too! Lol

I thought to myself right after I hit 'post': well if course hockey players are that foul-mouthed, they're hockey players. :D

What's your team, E-man? What's closest? Carolina?

Lol This was growing up in Pittsburgh, our coach told us always try to kill the guy (on the opposing team, this had to be specified, we kill anyone!) with the pick, then make your shot on the net! That's how it was...I didn't wear a helmet back the till forced to! Lol

Thus explaining a lot nowadays. XD Now isn't the whole point of hockey to kill the opponent? Scoring is secondary? ;)

Yes! I started playing about 1980, after the Steelers won their 4th Super Bowl and my coach was a huge Jack Lambert fan, was was what we call "Lambert's Lunitics". Does that help your understanding a little better? Lol

Oh yeah. :D

That's cool.

DashHopes created all the coolness. :)

:)

Oddly enough, this being about the 4th time I've grown one, it didn't even itch coming in.

lol I'm on my way from SC to NJ to see my nephew graduate from Coast Guard boot camp, so I trimmed my beard and got my wife to trim my hair last night so I could look presentable. Probably weigh about three lbs less today

I've let my beard grow out since the photo above. But I finally had to trim it a little the other night because I was beginning to be able to see it without the benefit of a mirror. :)

Just kidding. ;) You need to guilt Dash; I'm only too happy to make another meme along the lines if he makes a similar template with your inclusion. :)