Always wait for somebody else to pre-warm the seat

I know people who have outhouses. In frigid Northern New Hampshire, what they do is to keep the toilet seat near the wood stove. Then grab it on the way to the outhouse.

Yeah it sucks working construction here in Colorado when it's cold, but it's better than July's sweltering days and flies landing on my arse!

They actually have to put antifreeze in the holding tanks here in Colorado, lest the turd hurse can't empty the contents

I wonder if that's what that blue liquid is.?